Random funky background images
Life in Jamaica Logo

Jamaica No Problem


If
You are non-Jamaican
You are rich
You are a politician
a politician hanger on (activist)

If
You are corrupt
You are a hustler
You are a thief
Or any form of criminal (police don’t solve crimes)

If
You are a police
You are a gunman
You are lazy
And have a civil servant position (you are not accountable)

If
You vote PNP
You vote JLP
You know your MP personally
Only those who do have anything to gain

If
You are White
You are Chinese
You are Syrian
to be frank
Anything other than ‘Black’ and you are good here

If
You are employed
You are self-employed
and don’t pay taxes
Don’t worry you are safe we only ‘harass’ those who comply

If
You are not yet born
You are already dead
You ran away to ‘foreign’
Send some money via Western Union (your contribution is really building a nation)

If
You are as pissed as me
at the ‘raas hole‘ who coined the damn phrase
Jamaica No Problem!

Hampton High School – Malvern, St. Elizabeth

My niece attends Hampton High School for girls in Malvern, St. Elizabeth. I dropped her off and took a few pics with my phone (my camera battery died). The quality not all that great but that doesn’t hide the fact it is a beautiful old school.

My Jamaican Wish/es

HAPPY NEW YEAR JAMAICA

As we approach the start of a new year I can’t help but feel a sense of renewal and rebirth. Life seems fragile, yet so magical and the miracle of the coincidences of life and our existence seem all the more profound.

As we step forward into the year of our lord twenty and eleven, I wish for every Jamaican a truly blessed new year. May we find peace in ourselves, may we re-embrace the love we once had for our fellow Jamaicans, ourselves and our country.

As 2010 fades, another year spent, I would like to find a star, any star and make a few wishes for my country and my people.

So here are my wishes for Jamaica and Jamaicans for 2011:

1. Our leaders will commit to principles of honesty and justice and a better Jamaica for all Jamaicans.

2. That we will regain the love and respect for each other that we have lost.

3. That we stop fronting and just be honest with each other.

4. That we all accept and embrace the fact that we all have a role to play in the advancement of ourselves and our nation.

5. That we will hold ourselves and our leaders to the highest standards of personal conduct.

6. That we will stamp out corruption in our “own” lives.

7. That we will turn our talents and skills to positive endeavors to improve ourself and country.

8. We will stop justifying “fuckery”.

9. That we will set some bare minimums, standards to govern our social interactions with each other.

10. That this country becomes more than potential, and takes it rightful place as a leader of nations.

And my bonus wish is that we focus our energies and attention and fix the national disgrace that is the Bustamante Hospital for Children

Happy New Year to Jamaica and all Jamaicans at home and abroad!

Learn Web development


Think Interactive has made its intro to Web Development public. Learn something new and cool today!

Graduation done – Job Hunt Start


This one is for all the recent graduates from UWI, UTECH and all the other tertiary institutions in Jamaica. CONGRATULATIONS!!! That was the easy part. Now you have to find a job in a very tough economy where there are way more applicants than positions available. Do not despair however, if you play your cards right, not only can you secure employment, but you just might secure a position that you are actually excited about.

So here goes yet another Life in Jamaica list of steps to take to get employed!

1. Identify your options
Do not jump into auto-pilot and start sending out applications. Take a day or two and examine your real options. What credentials do you have, what are your practical skills, do you have experience? Are you only prepared for finding employment, are there any options to create something for yourself?

2. Do the unexpected
If you decide employment is your best option, do not just do the humdrum cover letter and resume and send them off to Digicel, LIME, Claro, JMMB and the Commercial Banks. There are many smaller organizations that are not in the media everyday that are actually looking for talent (YOU). When you are compiling your hit list of companies that interest you, look also at the lesser known entities. You are not the only person with your eye on that Digicel Customer Service position, possibly 60-70% of your graduation class has also sent in an application.

3. Do a short course while you search
So the offers are not exactly filling up your mailbox, do a short course while you wait. Add a practical course that will enhance your position in your chosen direction or even step outside your comfort zone and start opening up new channels.

4. Volunteer
Volunteer. Why sit at home lamenting your lack of employment? Find an organization in your field and volunteer. You never know who you might meet and/or impress with your hard work and perky personality.

5. Create targeted resumes and cover letters
Ensure that the resumes and cover letters you send out are tailored to the position that you are trying to land. Yes it takes a bit more effort but generic cover letters sound exactly like the name…generic. Also recruiters are busy people; they get hundreds, if not thousands, of resumes keep yours short and to the point playing up relevant skills and experience. Do not put every single thing you have done and make sure it is of some value if it is to be included.

6. Address your application to an individual
Address your application to someone specific. Chances are if your application is addressed to “whom it may concern” it is going to end up in the junk mail pile. Take some time and do your research, get a name that has some clout that you can send your application to personally; keep in mind that people like to be referred to by name.

7. Entrepreneurship
Seriously consider starting your own business. Sometimes there are no beaten paths to follow or indeed the path ahead is filled with traffic. You might want to forge ahead by creating your own, or at least explore the possibilities. You may not have the capital to start up, but if you have a well written business plan and a great idea, convincing an investor to supply the start-up money might be easier than you think.

And for those of you who do secure employment, make your self indispensable in at least one (1) area.

Remember, when the axe falls, it is the dead wood that is chopped first.

Life in Jamaica is carbon neutral

Life in Jamaica is now Carbon Neutral!

The Internet weighs 56 grams (two ounces), but takes fifty million horsepower to run.


We do take so many things for granted without thinking of the true consequences of our actions. To be completely honest until I began reading this article I did not really give any thought to the actual cost of maintaining my website online outside of the real cost such as web hosting and domain name fees.

Thankfully by just this simple act of spreading the word I can have a tree planted for my blog and so move to negate its Carbon footprint.

We have also modified our website to “time out” after three minutes of inactivity by going to a darkened screen to reduced the amount of energy required to serve the page while it is not being used. Long live the Internet, Long live the world!

To all my readers who blog, please help to spread this message by making your blog Carbon neutral. If you need help accomplishing this I will be more than willing to help

- Dude in Jamaica